MABEL: I believe football's coming home.
BARRY: It F....ing is not.
MABEL: Language Barry! I hope you kept that to yourself at the meat raffle? You'd be beaten with a side of beef for that.
BARRY: Some beatings are worth it. And no it's not coming home.
MABEL: Yes it is, everyone is singing it, even in the COOP.
BARRY: I've not heard that.
MABEL: Are you living in a different time and space?
BARRY: I hope so. They talk about football coming home to refer to the fact that football games as we know them originated in Britain. What Brexshit!
MABEL: I thought it was German!
BARRY: Everyone seems to know the score.
MABEL: 2 - Nil. Impressive!
BARRY: Not if you count the corners.
MABEL: I never count corners.
BARRY: Or the women.
MABEL: I didn't see any. Are they any good?
BARRY: They were after the First World War, then it was banned in 1921
MABEL: And for good reason. Can't be distracting the girls from the twin tub.
BARRY: One had a shot so hard she once broke the arm of a professional male goalkeeper.
MABEL: That would never happen in the kitchen.
BARRY: Informal kickabouts became a popular pastime for the women and this was not missed by factory management.
MABEL: Stop there!
