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Billy Bob, Poet?

I wasn’t sure if you were

the body builder Billy Bob or

THE POET.

A foul-mouthed hatred

that stunk out the Poetry

Book Society: all your dirty

frothing and filth to tell

the truth? Billy Bob – your insult

beginning with Rocky

Horror on your wall will kill
us, Dammit Billy Bob!

We can’t all be ugly and clever

from Oxford waving a PHD and

a terrible poem , or two (yourself).

My advice, like your advice,

is stop! This car-park

scuffling with poetry is not

necessary

or dangerous. It is Tesco

on a bad day

with all the cup-cakes sold out.

Mrs Hongo

Mrs Hongo is a poet and horse rider from Devon. She was disappointed not to be included in the Next Generation list, after her collection, Elvis Lives in a Honolulu Anagram was published in 2011, but she wishes all on the list well! 'What a top list!' she cried. Mrs Hongo blogs HERE, sometimes.

Domestic Cherry has its own list. Let poets eat cake we say: CAKES

Advice page for sour poets: MAKE IT REAL

Cakes

Domestic Cherry's top ten cakes to dominate the sweet bread-like treat landscape over the next ten years. You can find all of these cakes at www.tesco.com/cakes/topten 

Angel Cake: Mr Kipling

Battenburg: Lyons

Bakewell Slice: Mr Kipling

Carrot Cake: Marks and Spencer's 

Jamaica Ginger Cake: McVities

French Fancies: Mr Kipling

Viennese Whirls: Mr Kipling

Chocolate Mini Rolls: Cadburys

Banana Lunch Box Loaves: Soreen

Lemon Layer Slices: Mr Kipling