after Owen Jones
Roy: Are you drooling over Owen Jones again Mabel.
Mabel: I'm not drooling, I'm gaining an education.
Roy: We need to stand above class and think of the nation!
Mabel: I hope you've stopped hugging hoodies, that's so 2010.
Roy: I make it my daily accomplishment. In Asda yesterday, I met a young man who has been homeless for seven years. I hugged him and gave him a Big Mac. Good deeds is what it takes and getting the deficit down.
Mabel: You are merely defending the privileged - a Big Mac! He needs a place to live.
Roy: Well, we can't get too sentimental about the poor. They need to pull themselves up by the bootstraps!